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Lance Armstrong, cancer survivor and champion cyclist, has decided to leave retirement and return to competitive cyclying. Now we're talking, good luck to you, sir.

North Korea's Kim Jung Il is said to have sufered a stroke and is in a wheelchair, thoughts as to who might be the new leader, are up in the air for the moment. The North Korean Government denies the assertion.

Lehman Brothers is experienceing difficulties staying afloat, the company may suffer the fate of Bear Stearns.

Comedienne, Al Franken, has won the Minnesota Democratic primary, and will probably run against Republican, Senator Norm Coleman.

The polar bears at a Japanese Zoo, have turned green, after taking a dip in algee filled water. Quite a sight to see, green bears, sounds like a football team.

Breaking News: Investigation launched to determine if 10 employees of the Interior Department and big oil company executives, out of Denver, Colorado, were rigging contracts, having golf outtings, ski trips, improper behavior, and illicit sex. The Inspector General is handling the investigation. Ethics rule violations, could be a factor as well as criminal charges being filed. The report will be released very soon.

Democratic Representive, Charles Rengal, Chairman of the House Ways and Means Committee, reportedly has IRS problems. he is being challenged to relinguish hs position, because he owes five thousand dollars in back taxes. Representaive Rengal basically oversees the writing of the tax code of IRS.

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Former President Bill Clinton, has been named Chairman of the Constitution Center.

North Korea's Kim Jung Il, is thought to be gravely ill, he may have suffered a stroke.

Wilmington, N. C., will be the first market to switch to digital television transmission.

A report has been issued, saying that the baby boom generation has
increased its use of illicit drugs, by 50%.

The President of the United States, has announced that eight
thousand troops wil be withdrawn from Iraq, forty-five hundred troops are supposed to be sent to Afghanistan.

Secretary Rice says there are too few blacks in the State Department.
She wants to have a foreign service, that reflects this great country. Can someone please tell me how long Secretary Rice has been at the State Department, did she just find that this was the case?
Now at the end of this dreadful administration, she wants to change the world. Go figure.

Eleven per-cent of homeowners in the United States are facing foreclosures.

KFC's secret recipe, was moved from the KFC headquarters, to a secure location, to preserve the secrecy.

The United States is supposedly spying, on our ally President Maliki
of Iraq.

NATO airstrikes in Afghanistan have triggered civilian protests, and
an investigation, because of killing many civilians.

Hurricane Ike is headed toward Houston, Texas.